Aced the Thirty Six

18 04 2015

A recent business trip offered me the chance to try out a new place to eat far from my usual stamping ground down in “that there London place”.

Although it was terribly tempting to avail myself of the knowledge of hip places and fine dining and “really you have to go there mate” from the chefs and food lovers and diners I now seem to know, I elected to follow-up on a promise I made to Cheila Reais my contact via Twitter.

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Cheila popped up on the old Wolf Restaurant Radar last year sometime as she began promoting a soon-to-be-opened venture in the Notting Hill/North Kensington area. Billed as an “All day Townhouse Bar and Grill” it sounded like it should be a fun and relaxed sort of place. It is the latest in a small growing chain of restaurants that already includes the two successfully established Beach Blanket Babylon venues, in Shoreditch and Notting Hill.

It is only about 5 mins walk from Westbourne Park Tube station and somewhere North of the Hyde Park are I was staying; apologies for my vagueness but I have no idea what is what, or where it is in The Old Smoke.

Arriving on foot it was easy to spot as it sits as a corner building and painted black. At the door I was greeted in a friendly manner by the doormen and ushered directly into the presence of Cheila. We had never met though I have seen the occasional picture of her in the Twitter feeds from time to time so I was able to recognise her immediately. I will say this, she is elegant, wonderfully charming and a simply superb hostess.

West Thirty Six is a very interesting place visually, much has been made of recycling old metal and timber, the decoration of the establishment with nik naks makes for a great way to while away the time, Particularly if one ends up dining Solo, like I was.

There is a basement area that I presume is below the upstairs deck and must be semi-open as it serves as a smoking area, the corridor access and “facilities” walls are cladded in old timber possibly recycled floor boards. The effect throughout is fun and reminds me of something I find difficult to put my finger on. Maybe it is a sort of American 1920-30’s prohibition vibe cum stylee.. perhaps. Certainly the white braces and black uniforms, or denim dungarees of the servers bends it visually that way.

Downstairs is the bar and dining area divided up by partitions and on the right joining the bar and barista’s station is the open Kitchen with its charcoal grill belching the occasional gout of flame and infusing the atmosphere with its cooking aromas. There is a small area snug up against he kitchen bar for a small number of people to eat and watch the chef crew hard at work.. From the moment I arrived to my warm greeting by Cheila and her team to the minute I left this area was just hopping and heaving with diners obviously having a great night out.

The building is like a warren, rooms and floors creating fabulous little areas to nestle in with friends and either dine or settle down for drinks in all manner of old chairs. The Barman/mixologist at the second bar on the first floor has a great range of very interesting and tempting spirits for some marvelously creative cocktails, looks quite the Speakeasy den it does.

I was led to a table on the first floor in front of the side window, the character of the room was club/den like and a fabulous rusted lantern hung from the ceiling, reminiscent of those old Tuscan beauties, and a glorious image of a majestic (unclad) Sophia Loren graced the wall to my left. Distractingly lovely is a large print of a nekid Sophia is all I will be drawn to say on the matter… just peachy.

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So here I was sat in a comfy spot with an elegant derriere to my left and a charming lantern dangling to my right, my eyes darting about looking at the eclectic tasteful paraphernalia and books. All the while I was people watching plenty of casually hip and cool operators come here it seems, no doubt drifting up from Notting Hill and Kensington. Mildly Bohemian is probably a small way to describe it.

While I sat waiting for my food amongst the exposed electrical conduits In the Speakeasy lowlights and the background hummed to the sound of contented customers expressing delight at what was being delivered to them, I listened to the sound system dribbling cool and funky tunes into the room and sipped on a very fruity example of a Semillon. A Tim Adams Fairfield Block to be exact, melony greengageness and smooth heady clean finish.

I was blessed with great service and attention from Jonathan, Bart and Ash; all, who I note, smile with their eyes.

So after all that usual preamble and waffle, what did I have to fill me up.

First I chose the crab trifle. Visually mimicking a desert but made with layers of spiced tomato sauce and white crab meat, topped off with creamed avocado and somewhere in there a delicious little sprig or two of fennel; served with a slice of lemon and char grilled rye bread. All the flavours worked well together and I would suggest to anyone that they want to squeeze the lemon juice onto the bread before you ladle on a blob of the crab trifle. You do that and you will be rewarded with a lovely citrus aromatic hit as you pop it into your mouth. Way more flavoursome than doing the usual squeeze over the crab flesh. My observation would for the chef to be a smidge bolder with the chilli, not madly but just make it a bit more obvious.


Mains, well it just had to be a bit of steak. The group dry age their own beef and I plumped for the 39 days aged, mainly because It was a modest sized 250g and the other options were for cuts of 350 and 400g. Such was the surprise of one of the nearby diners that she exclaimed, (decently loudly with eyes wide) “look at that it’s huge”, and rolled her eyes appreciatively when she started to chew. Chef really should be told that the size and quality of his meat brought unadulterated joy on the night.


The sirloin needs accompanying sides so I chose the beef dripping chips which were excellent soft and fluffy inside and superbly crunchy on the outside not only that they were as thick as a blacksmith’s fingers. My other side dish was Swiss chard (great to see Swiss cahrd on a menu as I grow it and love the stuff) crisped red onion rings and roast pine nuts and puy lentil topped with a dollop of soft cream cheese. I asked for the béarnaise sauce on-the-side (nice little hit of tarragon in there) and was able to administer proportions of each as I saw fit. The Steak was superbly char grilled the outside seared and pink under the surface all the way to its core, flavour and seasoning and texture …flawless.

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So full was I, that I was unable to sample from what looked like a very comforting and homely selection that included: Rhubarb, apple & cinnamon gateaux, crushed banoffee. All, as I say, beyond my capabilities.

And that is it, another lovely meal out in a very “Now & Happening” spot. My thanks to Chelia and her team for making me welcome and taking such lovely care of me, and thanks too to Robert Newmark for creating a super little spot to drink and dine. If you are in the area book it or be disappointed, it was hopping and heaving and bustling and rustling when I went..

Ciao dudes and dudettes


Trial By Vegetable

31 03 2015


Well now what do we know?

We know Ouseburn is an up and coming area of Newcastle upon Tyne, dotted with great little pubs and it is at the centre of a redevelopment that will create a very interesting village within the city.

We know there is a lovely little “off strip”, café-cookhouse-restaurant on Ouse Street (actually called The Cook House) right smack next to the Newcastle Town Moor Tunnel entrance (and behind the Hotel Du Vin), that has been created from old metal shipping Containers. It is all very “Now, hip and happening” and terribly a la mode.

We also know the lovely Anna Hedworth, @the_grazer, is behind the Cook House enterprise. Anna is part designer, architect, part cook, allotmenteer, full-time food lover and a visionary. During the day Anna runs the Cook House serving coffees, snacks, breakfast, lunches and the like. All made by herself from the best ingredients she can. She is often feted in magazines for her enterprise, and her quality of blogging. However during the evening the Cook House is a venue for parties and events, and in this instance a Pop-Up, Cheffy Chef night.

It would seem we know that much, but we need to know a smidge more. Like who are these Cheffy Chef types? Together they are known as Trial Shift; separately they are Shaun Hurrell and Tom Anglesea.

Our young Mr. Shaun Hurrell blossomed over in the USA in Northern California, in the Wine Country of Sonoma County. Somehow after a few years working his tail feathers off in a small bistro, he ended up in Newcastle Upon Tyne working for non other than Terry Laybourne at Jesmond Dene House.

Everywhere where you look in the North East where quality Chefs are to be found there is almost certainly to be the footprint of Terry not far away.

Shaun put in 4 hard years of work in the very busy kitchen, before scooting off to London for the next 5 years. While in London he worked for Marcus Wareing at the Berkeley, Fergus Henderson’s St John Hotel, James Knappett’s Kitchen Table, and had a short time as a head chef at Farrs in Dalston. Following all that he mooched back up to us here in the North East. He was the Head Development Chef tasked to create the kitchen, and to bring the chefs, the menus and recipes up to speed at the newly launched St. Mary’s Inn (at Stannington). He is a man with a plan, and that also includes starting a family and working towards opening a restaurant with his good long time friend Tom Anglesea.

So what of this Tom Anglesea fellow? What do we know about him?

Tom was born and raised in Durham and began his career washing dishes at the local bistro, Chadwicks. Tom is another super Chef with the Terry Laybournes pedigree, having stints in Café 21 and Bistro 21 before he too headed to London at the very tender age of 19 to work at Gordon Ramsay’s Boxwood Café.

Tom then went on to train under Thomas Keller at Per Se in New York, Neil Perry at Rockpool in Sydney and also spent time at Rene Redzepis Noma in Copenhagen and Heston Blumenthal’s The Fat Duck. Returning once again to England Tom took a sous chef position at the Red Lion rural pub in East Chisenbury, and whilst there was part of the team to win their first Michelin star in 2012. Now back in the North East he and Shaun could very well be the next wave of Cheffy Chefs to become part of Newcastle’s new improved dining scene. It is certainly something I would like to see.

The nature of the evening was a showcase of talent. Not only was it a showcase of what the two talents on the pans can do with ingredients, it was a showcase of the talents of the wizardry of the region’s most elusive specialist and stand-out specialist vegetable grower; yup you guessed it Ken Holland. You have as much chance of seeing this rare fellow as you have being introduced to The Scarlet Pimpernel or finding a packet of hen’s teeth and a pile of rocking horse pooh. However you will be able to eat his superb produce should you venture into the likes of Jesmond Dene House, Peace & Loaf, Raby Hunt, St. Mary’s Inn, House of Tides and a canny few other places of inestimable repute that I can’t mention, because Ken has not told me I can. I do what I am told by Ken, I know my place.

Anna’s Cook House was almost at its capacity with booked guests by the time we arrived; remarkably I actually knew 3 of the guests. The long table was bedecked with colourful crudités and dips on a roll of brown paper, cunningly low tech and easy to clean away as we found out when it was time to clean and make ready the next course.

On our arrival we were greeted with a clean zingy cocktail of rhubarb and blood orange & gin spritz. It had a fresh lightly tart flavour and was a very pleasant little gargle to sip while saying hello to our fellow diners.

The crudités that were on the table were pickled candy beets, raw heritage carrot, baby radishes, roast young parsnips, broad bean tips, forced pea shoots and fennel seed rye crackers, the dips were a fabulous, rich, colourful gochujang/black sesame, wild garlic/white miso and wood smoked baba ganoush. All the veg was undoubtedly crisp and fresh. Ken grows them to harvest when small so they are bursting with the sweetest taste. He even has a forcing tunnel where he is able to grow pale, sweet, tender sprouting vegetables. The pea shoots were testament to his skills. The ganoush wild garlic miso (this no doubt fresh from close to home) and fermented gochujang were superb everything that was dipped was enjoyable; the rye crackers were a fine example of a home-made crisp thin and brilliant for ladling lovely dollops of dip to my appreciative buccal cavity.

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The remnants that remained were all neatly rolled away to make way for a Waldorf Salad Gougere (a Parmesan choux bun filled with blue cheese mornay, brushed with apple caramel, celery salt and shaved walnut). Beautiful is what I will say about this. The pastry was perfect, the cheese filling, tangy sweet, the salt and sweetness of the apple caramel and saltiness of the parmigiano superb with the nutty walnut which has that slight edge of bitterness. All in all, a lovely combination of flavours.


Details for roasted parsnip dish below coming soon


Roast Onion Broth, Dumplings

This was a clear, savoury onion consommé with floating white pickled turnip, Parisian fine herb dumplings, onion compote settled on the base of the bowl bringing sugary sweetness into the dish, wild garlic. The charred onions and spring onions added a bitter caramel and mild fresher green onion taste on the palate.


Beets, Leek & Horseradish

Horseradish bavarois topped with pickled beets, baby leeks, oyster leaf and forced beet leaves. I can only say this was a stunning cacophony of tastes and an absolute riot of flavours, beautiful vibrant colours to the eye too. The picked beets were sweet and vinegar sharp and the soft creamy (almost custard-like) smoothness of the horseradish bavarois created a near desert-like savoury dish. What never fails to impress me is the oyster leaf. My brain just cannot quite grasp the nature of its flavour, as it fools the olfactory senses into believing one is eating oyster or some fish oil flavoured substance; but it just not flesh it simply is vegetable. You must taste it at your earliest convenience.


Cumin Roasted Carrots, Yoghurt & Flowers

Then was charcoal grilled heritage carrots, labneh, primrose petals, mint and coriander condiment and cumin oil. The composition of cumin, mint and yoghurt with the charcoal grilled carrots was super, real comfort food textures working well together. Colourful and pretty as a picture


Thai Pumpkin

The Thai crown prince squash (family style) was rubbed with a paste made from lemongrass, galangal, Thai shallot, coriander root and palm sugar then filled with coconut cream and baked it until soft. This thickened the white subtle center to an almost cream cheese consistency. It was served and presented with some great soft flatbreads so that we could create wraps and have some glorious aromatic tasting finger-food. Satay sauce, tamarind water, chili oil, crispy shallots, Thai herbs and lime wedges, all gloriously combining in an Asian inspired fusion dish. It was great fun, and a good talking point with my adjacent diner; particularly as the whole of the squash was to be consumed, the skin softening during its cooking.


Mint, Lime IcePops

As a freshener we were served ice pops, which were yoghurt, milk, mint and lime zest. I found them an interesting event in the meal, and the combination of ingredients suited my palate, however this I think was one of those ”marmite moments”.


Tea & Carrot Cake

By the time the carrot cake made it to the table my girth was beginning to groan with the strain of so much marvelous food. Made with the heritage carrots, a walnut butter in the middle and a carrot and cream cheese frosting served with a scattering of toasted walnuts simple and comforting it was.

The tea was made from dehydrated carrot, verbena and star anise, and was a delicate final curtain to the gastronomic theatre.


Throughout the night the atmosphere was friendly, convivial and fun. We enjoyed the food and conversation and appreciated the hard work and effort that made it all happen. Huge thanks to all, and my congratulations for a fantastic team effort

So what do we know now? Well, if the Trial Shift boys show up near you, court their presence and judge them for yourselves, it will be worth your time and your taste buds will thank you.


Mr. Wolf

Seeing Red

28 02 2015



La Rossa

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Twitter can sometimes seem be a bit empty, and only filled with vacuous beasts like me, channelling their inner banal nonsense into the cyberwhatever it is that makes up that there interferweb thing. But sometimes it is a force for good, and you get to acquaint yourself with the far more noble creatures that inhabit the Earth.


Last year, while tweeting my usual nonsense to my friend Chef Jose Graziosi, we had another joining in the fun with verve and brio. This was my first introduction to the lady who is known on Twitter as @Carmela_kitchen. A woman known for her fondness for polka dots.

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As it turns out Carmela was born into an Italian family and lives in Northampton. She is also an accomplished cook with a passion for all things Italian and particularly pasta. The passage of time, an inspirational Grandma (Nona) and a burning desire to share her love of the Southern Italian style of simple rustic cooking, have led Carmela to the stage of her life where she has now become an authentic published author.


Her simple paperback book, “Southern Italian Family Cooking”, is packed with lovely ideas of how to get the best from very little. It extols that simple honest cooking that is so typical of the life in the less affluent South of Italy, it is known as Cucina Povera.

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Our Twitter exchanges have continued and I have prattled on about the spice meddling I conduct. Carmela did express mild interest, and me (being me) decided to send her some. My recollection is that she liked it, which got me to thinking. Carmela is a vivacious Italian woman with a passion for food, taste and flavour, she also has flaming red hair and style. I wondered could I think up a unique spice mix blend that would do justice to her?

After a bit of tinkering I had my prototype complete, its name….. Carmela La Rossa Pooda Blend. It is red, rich, aromatic herby & spicy with a dash of heat. To my delight, once I had it sent, delivered and sampled Carmela (she is the personification of La Rossa) declared she loved it and ordered a tranche more so she could cook more with it.


One was as you can imagine very pleased. It adds another spice combo to what I rather grandly call my Signature Range. This selection is so called “Signature” because all the spices have been inspired by and made for real people.

My list this far:


Carmela Sophia Soreno Hayes, Pop-up restaurateur, cookery teacher, recipe book author and nice person (obviously, I have just been rambling on about it)

Pierre’s Erld Smerky Pooda Blend, for Chef Pierre Rigothier in Paris

VSCJG Pooda Blend for Chef Jose Graziosi in the Cambridge area

The Peaceful Turk Pooda Blend, for Chefs David Coulson and Robert Elat at Peace and Loaf Restaurant

Bella La Parisienne Pooda Blend, for Food Journalist Annabelle Schachmes in Paris

Royster Bay Seasoning Pooda Blend for Chef Roy Brett at Ondine in Edinburgh

Carmela is equally at home with her authentic Italian ingredients as she is laughing at cake and collecting recipe books.

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It was simply delightful to hear that Carmela had been in touch with the fabulous Helen (who runs her independent book shop in the lovely Northumbrian market town of Corbridge) and made plans to come up for a short talk and book signing.

This offered me the rare opportunity to meet up with La Rossa in person at the event.

So it was in February this year Carmela rocked into Corbridge in her daring (and darling) little yellow sports car, and I met her at the Tea & Tipple Café where the book signing and talk was taking place.

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She comes across as a woman passionate about her subject and very capable of putting across her ideas and thoughts. The evening passed well with some drinks and nibbles made by Helen, from recipes in Carmela’s book. I think Helen was somewhat anxious about presenting what she had made, to the very woman who wrote the recipes in the book. She need not have been so worried because Carmela is as gracious as she is elegant.

The book itself is simple and delightful. It is packed with simple easy to make authentic Southern Italian recipes and the odd anecdote or two. It is a great book if you want to introduce someone to making fresh tasty food, but is worried they cannot cook. With this, they will be off to a flying start in no time, and will rapidly gain confidence. To those that already cook it is a handy little reference to have knocking about in the kitchen.


After the Tea & Tipple we had a chat, and I was able to learn a little more about her life, family (four robust, lively children and a patient husband) and her forthcoming plans.

Carmela has started to research and write her next book which is all about her speciality, and that is pasta. I imagine it will be very informative and a “must have” for those that, too, love to make their own.

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This year will involve a research trip to Italy with her dear friend and fellow rebel, Julie. I can imagine much fun and high jinx are expected and much Prosecco will be drunk.

More pop-ups and collaborations will follow I am sure, and an eventful time to be had with her cookery demonstrations too.


It would be nice to think that one day Carmela will get the recognition she deserves and has worked so hard for, and maybe gets her own telly program; because trust me she has the ability to charm and inform and make cooking as much fun as Nigella Lawson has done in the past. Programme developers are you watching? Especially you at the BBC.


I look forward to perhaps meeting this delightful inspiring woman again one day and getting her next book signed like I did the first one. Maybe that time I will be able to enjoy some Nino Franco Prosecco with her too while she regales me of the tails of mischief that she and Julie got up to in “The Old Country”.

Salute, cin cin and Jolly Good Luck la Rossa!


Two Fifths? Not Half?

22 02 2015

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Two Fifths is a quirky and likeable little independent restaurant, situated in what originally was a bank. It bestrides the corner of Collingwood Street and Westgate road, and is very close to the rapidly developing social area that I will call “the Station District”.


This area is becoming awash with coffee shops and bars and restaurants. All have their level and niche, some are better than others; some people involved with them have better ideas of standards than others.

Around the Two Fifths area are such places as Chicken Coop, Revolution Bar, Golf Rooms, Long Bar, Head Of Steam, Sausage Emporium, The Bridge Hotel, Herb Garden, The Telegraph Pub & the Newcastle Railway Station itself. Newly developed hotels are being brought to life too. It would seem to me that this is one of the areas of the town that has an opportunity to develop an identity all of its own.


In Two Fifths I get the distinct feeling you will not be treated as part of a the mass who will accept almost anything, key people there have excellent personal standards. One hopes that this really is part of their makeup and they don’t loose touch with it.


Tim Ward is the bar manager. He previously worked for four years at Popolo on Pilgrim Street and he has garnered numerous industry awards over the years. He was even crowned “NE Mixologist Of The Year” at one point. I understand he teaches classes (or taught) to those aspiring to become mixologists and are keen to learn The Ways Of The Cocktail. A friendly and informative fellow is Tim. Working the bar with Tim is Larry, a delightful young lady with a friendly kind manner who is good at what she does.


In Front-Of-house you have Nick Hall who has a useful background in the industry. For 5 years Nick tended bar for The Fluid Group and moved to fill the Sommelier position at Six Restaurant at The Baltic for two year. After that he was the Assistant Bar Manager then Bar Manager at Hotel Du Vin for three years. Working with him is Dickie a very friendly and helpful server, lovely lad.


The people who work there, and the building, do seem to give it a place with a soul I think.


It is always great to have service with people who are obviously interested in what they do and love the job. It is refreshing because sadly often certain Herberts in the general Public beat it out of them over time. My message to you chaps is “Stay Strong”.



John Snell is the principal guy behind the venture, and is the owner of Saints Hairdressing. The Restaurant is on his old site, the hairdressing now having moved to Jesmond.

It is John who has lent his creativity and passion for collecting The Quirk, to decorating the place with all manner of “Objects Unusual”. If you go, you simply have to mooch about downstairs where the Vault Room is. It just lends itself superbly to a group-dining night for those looking for something a little different.


Down in his compact kitchen is a great chap I have known for a couple of years, Lee Bell.

A graduate of Newcastle College with his Chef’s Diploma, Lee worked his way up from Commis Chef, to Sous Chef to become Head Chef at Louis’ restaurant, Jesmond, and was recruited by Steve Jobson (formerly of the Fisherman’s Lodge in the glory days).

Lee is keen to use as much local produce from the North East that he possibly can. Not only that he puts back into the industry too, with spots of demonstrating and master classes at Gateshead College; this helps those chefs at the very grass root level develop their skills.

Rather amusingly once in his life he was auctioned off (at a charity night) to cook at a private home, apparently it raised £1500 which was rather good business for the charity.


Our evening started with a rather tasty Prosecco and rum cocktail, from Tim, while we had a look at the menu for the night and shucked some fresh oysters seasoned with lemon juice.


Opting to loosen my belt and pace myself we decide to go for the triplet; starters, mains and dessert and a strong white wine.


Lolo Albarino is what I picked. This Spanish white wine is bright, straw/green in colour; a big wine with a floral, citrusy zing, and mouth warteringly ripe with a fruity long finish.

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Locally caught squid with garlic, chilli and ginger. I am fond of squid this way and Chef cooked it very well; the flavours of chilli and ginger nicely balanced for those who do not want their heads taken off with heat. The Samphire is a favourite green of mine and red basil added a lovely taste to it all.


The smoked duck with celeriac remulade, pea shoots and beetroot was gorgeous. The duck soft sweet and tender. I liked it that much, I feel I would eat that as a main course out of a bucket.



Whole Dover Sole cooked on the bone and then taken off the bone at the table by Chef. It was a nice little touch, and a fiddly job to do particularly if you have not actually done that presentation for a couple of years.


The fish was seared on the outside, seasoned, cooked expertly. The flesh was white, succulent and moist and tasted very fresh.


I selected the Veggie dish as it is something I rarely ever do being terribly fond of meat, and I do think it’s a shame to waste my canine teeth.

The steamed leek pudding with sweet potato and mushrooms was a real comfort-food, stick-to-your-ribs, hearty filler. If you are veggie and want a solid winter meal this is the one. I would happily have one of those leek puddings with a piece of lamb or crisp-skinned chicken. Make a note of that chef please. The mushrooms were creamy and savoury and fabulous.

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Nana’s rice pudding just has to be based on an old, fond childhood memory that Lee has of a pud that his Grandma used to make, served with raspberry sauce and a few freeze dried raspberries. Homely and simply lovely.


The Set English Cream was wonderfully indulgent and rich, flavoured with vanilla. I am far too fond of the likes of Pana Cotta than I really should be.


I like this little place and imagine it will find its niche amongst the restaurants of Newcastle. I certainly hope it goes from strength to strength.

Our thanks to all who made it a comfortable and enjoyable night.


My last thoughts are these:

I will go again.

Two Fifths is one of those place you try to find when you go abroad. How lovely we have it in Newcastle.


Cheers all

Mr. Wolf

In With The Inn Crowd

27 01 2015

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St. Mary’s Inn is situated approximately 2.5 miles to the West of Stannington Village, just off the A 1 as it passes through Northumberland to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne. It is best described as an Inn-with-rooms.

St. Mary’s Inn is the new “sister” to the established and much-lauded Jesmond Dene House Hotel. The building is a clever and sympathetic conversion of what was once the administration block for a psychiatric hospital.Some housing has been developed and much is yet to be done; the main building behind is either going to have a sympathetic makeover, or will be cleared for new buildings.

One has the sense, as one stands on the car park, that a new village is coming into being here. Around the corner a cricket pitch will be created; an orchard that will serve the Inn (and may possibly be utilised to form a kitchen garden) is nearby.

The conversion is a clever use of the orignal structure, with a timber annexe to house extra internal useable space added to one side. As one walks through the large wooden front door one finds oneself in a spacious dog friendly bar. The Inn is intended to be at the centre of the new community that is forming around it, and be its beating social heart.


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Plenty of standing room and space to chat to friends while your dog (if you have one) lolls about; and you will need a bit of space if you find Max has lumbered in with his friendly owner. Max is a soft, big old lug and loves attention. Well.. If you were him you would too, after all he is an old retired Cruft’s veteran, with paws the size of saucers.


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The building has been opened up to create areas and pockets for dining in cosy little spaces, each has a wood burning stove and the lovely waft of wood smoke permeates throughout.

Something that I would think is nice to know is;  during the development of the site, various members of the team that were involved were encouraged to access a small allotted budget and search/forage for props to decorate the building, initiative was encouraged. The resulting effect is pleasing and adds to the formal decoration and design plan. One day I will have a peek in the ladies-room, as I gather the Ladies Team did well. That is not to say that the lads did poorly, it is just I can’t  see that other room that contains mysteries.

Throughout the attention to detail is lovely.

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Art adorns the wall by local artists, some even have an import to them. Beer mats and small thematic pictures created by Times cartoonist Haldane are to be found about the rooms, less accidental than you might think. It seems he is local to the Inn and even drinks in there occasionally.

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Local artist Judy Appleby has lovely interpretations of Northumberland landscapes on display. I know if you find something you like a purchase might be made, merely ask.

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In my fevered opinion I do recommend you drift around the rooms and look at the art and artifacts and indulge your visual senses.

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The fabrics you see have a story too. Jeanna (wife of Developer and General Bigwig Peter Candler) sourced it abroad and brought it home on her own back, bent down with the sheer weight of the yardage.

Fabric panels decorate the beautiful rooms in the 11 room accommodation wing. The rooms really are lovely, comfortable, beautifully decorated and fitted. The rooms themselves are named after local reservoirs. Let me show you Catcleugh where we stayed a night.

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So eventually I come to the food upon which you may wish to indulge yourself when you visit.

As the little sister to the lovely Jesmond Dene House Hotel, you just know that it comes with a pedigree upon which it can draw upon deeply. To develop a menu JDH selected a talented fellow called Shaun Hurrell. Shaun threw himself into the project mind, body and soul and did a damned fine job. His sense of good honest fayre, combining with creative flair has brought together a kitchen, and team, and a sense of the spirit of what “The Mary” should offer. Good Job Shaun.

Job-done Shaun has moved on, and talented JDH Head Chef Michael Penaluna (also Executive Chef for the now expanded “JDH Group”) was rattling the pans for our meal. The ethic of: “Fresh & local wherever possible”, is evident in the Food-Hero Wall near the entrance to the kitchen. An eagle eye will spot legendary Ken Holland in there.

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The menu will not scare you, it is solid honest and true. Another paradigm put into play is: “Make our own as much as we possibly can”. You have to applaud them for that.

Being my birthday a little bottle of Champagne was always going to be a welcome sup.

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As a brace of starters we chose the ham terrine with pease pudding and duck egg with black pudding and crisp salad.

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The ham was a succulent, meaty and wonderous slab lying atop the traditional soft peasey Pease Pudding decorated with sweet crisp pea shoot.

Soft fat yolkey duck egg and a dark black pudding and endive with cubes of fried potato hit my spot.

We needed a wine that would work with a wide variety of elements we were going to throw at it, so I chose this rounded Drouhin Chablis. I think it had the fortitude to last the journey. Slightly “salty”, lemon on the nose, green, great colour, with finesse and balance and a lovely soft finish on the palate.

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Now the mains… Lawks! the mains. A selection of fresh greens and roasted veg was chosen to accompany the pork chop and the rib eye steak. This was rounded off with fabulous chips cooked in marrow fat.

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Mine was the rib eye and it was really lovely, like the chop it was cooked on a lumpwood charcoal grill, and the flavour shone through, soft and medium rare with a lovely internal pink.

But.. and I say but again, I have never seen such a humongous pork chop in my life and I have seen a fair few now. It has to have been a monster of a pig to give that rib up. The meat was juicy, flavoursome and charred beautifully. I helped finish it off so I can input my honest view on that.

But where would we be without a mention of, and a tip of the hat to, Kristian Branch the Head Pastry Chef at JDH? Really this man is a pudding God. I admit I had hit my belly bursting limit, so the decision to share a pud was a wise one. I scanned the menu again, but was advised a new item had been added. A meringue! Light little thing I ordered. this turned up and I smiled and groaned in pleasure.

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Good is it not? you want one do you not? Well good for you buy your own. It is a floaty, creamy rhubarby sharp, cinder toffee sweet crisp, creamy belter. I want my own next time.

Next time? But of course.

The sharp-eyed will remember I said we stayed a night, which means yup… we had breakfast.


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A lot of damage had been done to my capacity to load more, but darn it! one had to follow through with the mission.

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It is a filthy job but someone has to do it no?

Ok we went “light” poached egg on sourdough bread and a bed of avocado & a duck egg on salt beef with fried potato.


Go, eat, enjoy, be convivial, talk to dogs, talk to lovely staff members urging you to have a great time, loosen your belt and like us waddle like stately galleons back to you carriage, and pootle home for a lie down, then plot your return.

The devil is in the detail.

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Peter Candler…you are a little devil, and we love you for it.

Thanks St Mary’s Inn one and all, but special thanks to the Marvellous Vic and his FOH team, service was bang on and freindly throughout. Nothing makes a meal nicer for me than a convivial and helpful service crew. Phil and Stephanie thanks for your attention.

Mr. Wolf




A Re”Ward”ing Night

16 01 2015

Gareth Ward Peace & Loaf Guest-Chef Night

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A triplet of talented Chefs Rob Elat, Gareth Ward & David Coulson

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Those that know me, and are kind enough to follow me in my amateur foodblog meanderings, will know I have a soft spot for the Peaceful Loafers in Jesmond. I have blogged before about what I consider their high standard of food, and what they are trying to do. However I am wiping my “slate” clean as it were and have removed the previous blog to plop in this one. It is a new year and I need to make some fresh space for where I will be going in 2015. Not that I will surprise anyone with remarkable and glorious new exotic locations, however I plan to revisit with a new eye (and maybe marginally better interpretation of my experiences) some of the places I have been before and written about. There will however be the odd few places that will be a new experience for me here and there throughout the year. And so this brings me to the very first blog entry in The Year Of Our Lord 2015; the Gareth Ward Guest Chef Night at our local restaurant Peace & Loaf. I know my friend Ken Holland (he of superlative vegetable fame) knows him in some fashion, but despite my love of food I am not knowledgeable of the world of clever Cheffy Chefs. For those like me who know little of the talented chap there is this: Gareth Ward Twitter @garethward1 I have unearthed the following pedigree (there may be more I should know but I think the brief amount exposed here gives a hint and the mans superior cooking credentials) Hambleton Hall Michelin star AA 4 Star and 4 Rosettes Hart’s Restaurant AA 2 Rosettes Seaham Hall Head Chef at Ynyshir Hall Michelin Star Sat Bains’ Sous Chef when they gained the second Michellin Star Named, by Waitrose in their Good Food Guide 2015, as…… “Chef to Watch.” I found out about this Guest Chef Night proposition from Cheffy Dave Coulson of Peace & Loaf fame on a friendly visit, and despite its proximity to Christmas and a decent amount of fiscal outlay, I thought it might be prudent to say yes. Just as well I did because it was sold out in a few hours of being announced. As it turned out “young” Robert Elat (also Peace & Loaf fine Cheffy and Yamaha riding hooligan) was booked for dining at the same time, and on the night we sat close enough to disturb his enjoyment of his food from time to time. I may have stolen a few of his superior photographs to supplement my rotten attempts for which I apologise on both counts.

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The Gifted & “Young” Robert Elat

Gareth it seems has a reputation for being a man with great creativity and held in high regard for his tasting menus, from what we had I fully understand why. The menu that was placed before us was sparse on description, but I liked that because it staves off one developing too great a preconception of what will follow. It can be a lovely moment when you look at the presentation and think, “ohhhhh”, taste it and go “mmmm”. Here is the list: Not French onion soup (Apparently some degree of amusement is derived from the Ward camp over this, as there is an “in-joke” locked into it somewhere) Mackerel sweet & sour Duck Liver Cox apple, smoked eel, spelt BBQ Pork Leeks Prawn Banana, miso Caesar Welsh Wagyu 1,2… Optional cheese Tunworth Cauliflower cheese (£6.5o per person) Parsnip porridge Coedcanlas maple -8 Verjus Tiramisu Cox apple Buttermilk, wood sorrel As it would happen a brochure accompanied the meal that informed us of the source of the meat. Imagine my surprise when it dawned on me I had in fact prior knowledge of the supplier. Alternative meats and Jeanette Edgar @Alternativemeat I already crossed paths with on twitter, and a nice soul she is too. As of now I can vouch for the quality of her Welsh Wagyu beef too.

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So let me start. Chef Gareth is a big man, I am talking heavyweight boxer kind of size, tall and imposing, vocal and from where I sat I could see him ducking to peer through the Peace and Loaf Kitchen pass so that he could direct operations. Make no mistake this was a lot of work for kitchen and service because this was a fully booked event and each cover would require much to-ing and fro-ing to deliver and clear tables. Remarkably Chef had arrived with a full van of his own equipment, supplies, ingredients and kitchen/service staff. So along with the staff compliment from the “Peace and Loaf Massive” all went well. I am sure the Home Team had eyes and ears peeled, calibrating the service details from Team Ynyshir. To my eye it went well, very well. After a wee gander again at the menu, Buitenverwachting Chardonnay was picked because it has the complexity and strength, and sheer quality to cope with the array of elements within Chef’s indulgent presentation. While we waited fresh bread was brought, created with a beautiful toasted, crunchy, crisp crust, and soft dough centre. This was accompanied with their own-made butter and a stunning and beautiful whipped Welsh Wagyu beef dripping, creamy white and outrageously tasty with little nubbins of crispy beef fat sprinkled over the top… move over butter for I have seen the future.

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Not French Onion Soup Soft sweet onion in a clear dashi, gloriously rich & green light onion oil and  crisp crunchy crutons with savoury flavours

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Mackerel Sweet and sour, compressed thinly sliced pineapple, and bean sprout adding that pea like sweet crunch. The fish flesh soft sweet and warm working well with the sweet fruit and pickle. An umami based concept (waiting for pic)

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Duck liver The blowtorched liver, caramel-seared on the outside and inside pink and soft, the texture such that it popped sweetly under light pressure on the tongue in the most delightful way. Smoked eel adding a meaty smokiness, moisture from dashi and sweetness from a sharp Cox’s apple, texture/crunch and toasted flavour on the end brought by the toasted spelt. Devine flavours dreadful photographic rendition that comes nowhere near close to doing it any justice at all

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BBQ pork A morsel of butter-soft bbq pork topped fermenting white cabbage with sweetcorn, a mild heat from the sweet bbq sauce glaze.The pork crackling buttons just finishing it off with crunch and depth

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Leek Soft length of leek on a dark puree of burnt leek, amazingly flavoursome but without any bitterness from the burnt leek and sprinkled with leek ash. Sourdough creation creating a great texture, and the Welsh Connection with the leeks not being lost on us as we dined This was presented with a centerpiece of visual theatre, a bowl of aromatic dried, burnt leek and misty smokey dry ice, adding olfactory elements enhancing the subtle vegetable

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Prawn This was a surprising dish. I liked it but would hazard it is a “marmite dish” you love it or hate it. Profoundly sweet with peanut tuille, banana miso puree and raw, sweet fresh prawn and a garnish of cilantro. Big, big flavour off delicate proportioned plating. Crisp, soft, sweet, rich, pungent and salty Screen Shot 2015-01-16 at 17.23.23

Caesar A lovely serving with a twist on Caesar salad, grated Parmigiano milk, sweet and cheesy Parmigiano breadcrumbs with Iceberg lettuce, bacon crumb all creating a lovely effect on the taste buds. All the taste you would want in a Caesar but intensely packaged for taste

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Wagyu 1 The “burger”, a bite sized mouthful of supersoft, Welsh Wagyu beef, melt in your mouth packing big mature beef flavour, charred and with a crispy crunchy cruton atop. Like the liver it just burst with amazing taste in the mouth. All the flavours you want from a burger even a cheese cruton and sea purslain foraged from the Welsh estuary near Ynyshir

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Wagyu 2 A cube of supersoft and rare melt in your mouth Welsh Wagyu rump of beef, thinly sliced cap mushroom, soy, jus and crisped seaweed, tasted amazing, simple and amazing

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Wagyu 3 Ohhh the delight and surprise of being served two little Welsh Wagyu beef fudge flavour bombs. Sweet salty fudgy meaty beefy juxtapositional explosions on the tongue. Never had fudge sweet beef fat before, I LOVED IT!

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Tunworth Cauliflower cheese Cauliflower was delicate and the beautiful Tunworth (a Camembert-like soft cheese) sweet cheese, I mean powerfully cheesey, pleasantly pungent, the dish had a long savoury finish. The thin crispy bread slivers nicely complemented the dish and entertained the tongue

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Parsnip porridge A delicious dish of sweet sticky parsnip, highest quality maple syrup with depth and flavour and the tart -8 Verjus (tart unfermented pressed grape jus sharp and sweet)

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Tiramisu Gareth’s take on a classic so as you might expect nicely deconstructed, but all the traditional flavours waiting to be brought together as you eat. Masala coffee, caramel and intense

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Cox apple Crisp fresh Cox, sour citrus wood sorrel granita, compressed coconut, overall tart and sweet with textures for your tongue to play with

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To finish and to cleanse the palate a theatrical a la table preparation of Liquid N2 frozen white chocolate mayonnaise flavoured with eucalyptus or pine extract…. Amazing insubstantial whiffs of taste, Eucalyptus being my favourite In my estimation Gareth Ward may have the countenance of a burly Heavyweight Boxer, but in the kitchen he has the lightest of touches of an accomplished and gifted artist. And, let me say this to you, Gareth, that was a wonderful meal very many thanks… so very sorry if I was wrong about ingredients or presentation or anything else that may harm your reputation being associated with my blog. Please don’t hit me. And you will find the great man here:

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My huge thanks to David and his team at Peace & Loaf, to Chef Gareth and his fabulous and knowledgeable Ynyshir team. I look forward to being able to get my foot in the door for other nights like this, and I do believe that the idea of guest chef nights is a simply superb idea, particularly if the intention is to persuade renowned and skilled chefs from parts of the country I rarely get to see on a map let alone go to. Honestly if you get wind of an event like this again at Peace & Loaf, grab the chance to be there, mind you … I think you will have to climb over me first.

Mr. Wolf

The Cutting Edge Of Reason

14 09 2014

Twitter it seems, has been kind to me. It has offered me a chance to reach out to folks I know who have moved to different localities and keep in touch with them. Twitter has also introduced me to a wide range of people who can be stupidly amusing.

Twitter has also afforded me a way of asking questions, and resolving puzzles, because someone always knows someone who knows what could be helpful.


I was mooching about in Peace & Loaf Restaurant (the fine culinary collaboration between Dave Coulson and Bob Arora) one evening, and the name Paul Brown popped up; he had arrived it seems.

Now I had been looking at Twitter earlier, and one of the chaps I had added to my follow list was Paul Brown, the MD at Continental Chef Supplies in Peterlee. I had seen on the Twitter time line he was off to the P & L, and fortuitous I thought to be there when he was there.

It seemed rude not to say hello and introduce my corporeal identity to him seeing as we were just feet away. I typically enthused about food, spice, P & L as you might expect I would. Paul, as it transpires is a very nice fellow, and soon I was yacking on that I really (and I mean really) wanted to buy a Mac knife from him. Obviously not there on the spot, but if he had been carrying one I would have done the deal.

This chance meeting fired the determination and deal was done; a very good deal by my reckoning too, however I think it has opened a door to my greedy nature. I have often looked online at the items of a superior nature that CCS provide, and my “Want Gland” becomes terribly excitable when I do look.

Within a couple of days a box arrived at work containing a fabulous catalogue of culinary products by Zieher. Now do bear in mind I don’t work in the trade, but I do say the products in it were fabulous, I kept looking to see what was in there that would work in my mundane domestic life and there are a couple of things, but for the time being they will remain there.

What also was in the box was another box. This one was slim and black with a textured finish elegantly written on with Japanese script, on the side a small label “Chef Knife 200mm”. Box opened in a very excited manner I slid out the knife from its protective stiff, pretty, card sheath and held the Mac Mighty in my hand. You know what? if you balance it lightly in a loose grip and tap the blade gently but firmly with a fingernail, the metal has a light ring to it. None of my other knives do this and I have no idea if it is important but I believe it might indicate its quality.

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I have wanted to own a Mac for ages and now I do. I have heard of their excellence for such a long time from many of the chefs I have spoken to on such matters.

Without even cutting a thing I was immediately running an inventory in my head on which knife I would give away to make room, and which knife I would replace next after a little saving exercise. Actually there are two on the wish list I will need to talk to them at CCS about, the 6.5” Santoku and the 3.5” Pro paring knife.

But let me get back to the Mac Mighty Cooks Knife. It is an absolute peach and sits superbly in the palm. It is light, has a little flexibility but in no way wobbly. The tip is precise and the blade edge is beautifully sharp from end to end. I was introduced to its keenness when I automatically swiveled the knife round in my hand to walk across the room. I always carry a knife handle-down blade-up against forearm when walking about with one for safety reasons. When I did this I merely bumped the heel of the blade into the edge of the heel of my palm. By way of introduction, the blade said “Hi” in the only way it knew how. It made a clean cut. Not a big cut, but a cut like my Surgical Scalpels do at work if you don’t concentrate. I can’t say I was upset, more like I was terribly impressed really.

Mac knife blades are remarkably sharp, pick the with your thumb as I do to feel the edge and you are rewarded with a rasp off the lightest of touches that lets you know what its intention and purpose is.

So what is it like in the kitchen? Still sharp, in fact beautifully sharp. I would normally use my Cold Steel bread knife to score pork rind. With he Mac no need it is razor-sharp and with little effort slides right through it. General cutting is effortless, but do… do …. do…. do, pay great attention to your cutting technique. Concentrate. I say this not to scare anyone but simply because these knives are like thoroughbreds compared to most knives that are like donkeys.

Macs are brilliant (you can tell I am now completely obsessed by them and have fallen in love with them can’t you?) cutting action is smooth and precise, balance in my hand is superb, feel from the blade perfect. Look after the Mac, it will look after you and your kitchen requirements. I think I am going to use my microfiber glass cleaning cloth to dry it with, just to keep it in tiptop condition.

Anyone who loves to cook and recognizes the importance of good quality equipment in what ever they do, will understand the need for the best of knives in a kitchen; whether they be a professional or an enthusiastic amateur like me. My recommendation is have a really good think about a Mac and then go and buy one from CCS, tell Paul The Wolf sent you. Get a Mac get a great deal in more ways than one.

Ciao and stay safe.

Mr. Wolf


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